Alien Style Beef Jerky
Mon, Jan 12, 2009
Looks like somebody has come up with the bright idea of selling beef jerky from cows that have been allegedly mutilated and/or abducted by Aliens. I know UFO and alien related merchandise is ever popular in areas where UFO sightings are common and apparently this applies to beef jerky in a big way. If your ever out in Baker, CA sure to stop by newly remodeled the Alien Fresh Jerky store.
Curiosity would probably get the best of me and I’d want to try some, probed or not. At least they are using what is left of the poor cow.
Source: NotCot

Haha. Looks like Dinner tonight.